Good news! A benevolent local business, the California Rapid Alert Narcotics Enforcement Agency, has offered to give Stanford Racing Boosters a $2,500,000 endowment to rehire all of our moralers and pay their salaries for decades to come! With the help of futuristic autonomous robot vehicles (supported by our cheers), CRANEA hopes to finally turn the tide in America's decades-long war on drugs.

So, you ask, what's the catch?

Unfortunately, CRANEA recently realized that the promised endowment money is missing. They believe that CRANEA's disgraced founder, Dr. Victor Dement, stole it from CRANEA's bank account shortly before his capture on April 23, 2005. (As many of us know, in April 2005, Dr. Dement was discovered to be the mastermind behind an international drug-trafficking scheme, forcing CRANEA's drug-enforcement agents to hunt down and capture their own boss.)

CRANEA believes that Dement hid the money in a numbered account at the Swiss Credit Bank in Zurich, and they've told us that his password is "James" (apparently, he uses the same password everywhere). But CRANEA's investigators never figured out his account number! During their pursuit of Dement on the night of April 22, 2005, CRANEA investigators found several cryptic codes -- which CRANEA believes may hold the secret to this number -- but they have so far been unsuccessful in decoding them:

1. bcjhrxor
2. uapfrgka
3. nmroyiry
4. dcmembyo
5. ajjrgby
6. bgmxpco
7. ocquckr
8. bokbrbo
9. cqrdrb
10. cidy-oo
11. psbroke
12. nperio
13. ddvorak-four

If you could figure out Dement's account number, then CRANEA will be able to recover the money and fund the endowment to put the Stanford Racing Boosters back in business. If you do find out his account number, just enter it below and we'll verify it with the Swiss Credit Bank automatically!

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