Teams of Roble residents are invited on a secret tour of the secret Stanford Racing
compound, where they will get to drive alongside
Stanley
(Stanford's robotic vehicle, winner of the 2005 DARPA Grand Challenge;
http://stanfordracing.com/) and watch
it in action.
EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE
From: Jesse
Young
BCC: <all
emails>
Date: 4/28/2006
6:00PM
Subject: An Evening with
Stanley
Hey everyone,
Are you ready to hang out with
Stanley
tonight?
It's about
time to head over to the Stanford Racing compound. But first, you'll need to download
a program that the Stanford Racing Boosters have developed that allows you to have
internet access while you're on the road. It's called "Stanley Networking."
You can
download it here: http://racing.stanford.edu/StanleyNetworking/
We've posted
the location of the Stanford Racing compound on Google Maps. Once you've installed
the program, be sure to close and reopen Internet Explorer, then just fire up Google
Maps. Don't worry, you can't miss it.
Send me
an email if you have any problems.
Otherwise,
I'll see you at the compound!
-Jesse
SCENE I: STANFORD RACING HEADQUARTERS
Thrun (presumably,
an actor with a nametag), seemingly depressed and mopey, meets the teams as they
arrive at Stanford Racing headquarters (location yet to be determined). He takes
a few teams past caution tape into a room where a tarp covers a large body-sized
lump on the floor. A computer is at the far side of the room. A police officer is
diligently observing the state of the room and writing notes about the crime scene
on a legal pad.
THRUN
I'm sorry guys... we had planned such a fun evening with
Stanley
for you. It was going to be awesome. But it looks like we picked the wrong day.
You see,
Stanley
's gone. Gone. No one knows where he is. Well (*sardonic chuckle, points at dead
body*), I think
he knows where
Stanley
is... (*pauses, pensively*)
Hmm... I wonder
if I could just tell you what happened. (*calls police officer over, they whisper
to each other, and then nod agreement.*)
Ok, it sounds like I can tell you everything. So, normally on Friday afternoons,
I'm back in my office in Gates with the rest of the Stanford Racing team. Today
though, I came over to the Compound around 4:30 to get
Stanley
ready for tonight's event.
When I came into this room, the lights were off, and my new postdoc, Dr. Xavier
Van Orton, was hunched over the computer, typing furiously. Xavier – well, I just
called him Dr. X – just joined the team a couple weeks ago from
Berkeley
. (*chuckles*) I guess I should have known better.
Well anyway, as I walked up behind him, he couldn't hear me over the sound of his
own typing. I could tell that he was using the program to upload
Stanley
's route and send him off racing. Obviously, he shouldn't have been doing that!
I tapped Dr. X on his shoulder. He spun around, with this look of utter horror on
his face, a look I'll never forget. He stammered "Stanley... can't... no!", turned back to the computer, and pressed
the button to send
Stanley
away. Before I had a chance to push him away and click Abort, he had yanked out
the power cord.
I heard the engine start up in the parking lot, and ran outside to try to stop it
before it could get out into the street. But
Stanley
was already gone.
When I returned
30 seconds later, Dr. X was lying on the floor, dead. I'm guessing he took a cyanide
pill. To be honest with you guys, I really don't want to know.
FAKE TEAM MEMBER
Can't you just, you know, reboot? And then click Abort? And doesn't
Stanley
have a transmitter so you always know its GPS coordinates?
THRUN
Yeah, after
I got off the phone with 9-1-1, that's what I tried next. But Dr. X had already
disabled the tracking beacon and the remote abort button.
You Stanford Racing Boosters probably remember two weeks ago, when the tracking
beacon was disabled accidentally and we couldn't find Stanley for several hours
– until you guys figured out he was at Palm Drive. We found out later that Dr. X
was the one who "accidentally" disabled
Stanley
's transmitter.
After that whole fiasco, I got really paranoid about
Stanley
. Without telling Dr. X or anyone else, I installed a satellite phone system in
Stanley
's glove compartment. I could log in and enter my passcode, and then it would tell
me
Stanley
's current location. I figured it wouldn't be disabled – because no one else knew
it existed. Well, until now.
Since the phone system is so insecure, I figured that after I entered my passcode
once, practically the entire world would know it, and anyone would be able to hack
into my account. So every time I enter my passcode, that passcode automatically
expires, and
Stanley
generates a new one automatically.
Still following
me?
Whenever
Stanley
generates a new passcode, he drops a puzzle at his current location. The solution
to that puzzle is the new passcode. I can then call
Stanley
's satellite phone and enter the passcode to find out his new location. My idea
was that only someone as smart as me would be able to solve the puzzles that
Stanley
creates.
FAKE TEAM MEMBER
Wait... how does
Stanley
create these puzzles? And how could it possibly
manufacture puzzles and drop them on
the ground?
THRUN
You'd be surprised what you can do with seven Pentium M computers. Remember,
Stanley
is the most advanced Artificial Intelligence that man has created. If it wants something
done, it can figure out how. I don't really know
how it manufactures the puzzles... I assume
it probably contracts that part out to FedEx/Kinko's. They could deliver the puzzles
pretty fast.
FAKE TEAM MEMBER
So what are you waiting for? Go find
Stanley
!
THRUN
(*chuckles*)
I wish it were that easy. You see, not everyone believes that Dr. X killed himself.
I'm potentially a murder suspect. The police won't just let me go on a... car chase.
But I've got an idea, actually. I'm thinking that about 3 to 5 of you, put together,
might just be bright enough to solve these puzzles and track
Stanley
down. And to increase the chances of
somebody finding
Stanley
, you should split up – into the same teams that you signed up for the "Evening
with
Stanley
" event!
Would you
guys be ok with that?
(*audience
presumably says, yeah!*)
Ok, so then I've got some papers for you. The first one has the phone number of
Stanley
's satellite phone, and my login ID number. Second, while you and the police were
taking their time to arrive, I called
Stanley
with my initial passcode and picked up the puzzle in downtown
Palo Alto
. So, take a look at that, and see if you can pick up
Stanley
's trail.